Magical.

Why does the Harmonious One think that if the right guy fucks me in the right orifice, my entire world view is going to dramatically alter, like I'm suddenly going to wake up and realize that I'm vegan or Taoist.
It doesn't matter which hole gets fucked: it's a biological urge not the witness protection program.

I'm sorry, but I fail to see how ejaculate can change my philosophies on life.
But if someone thinks that they can prove me wrong, then by all means...