Ma ma say ma ma sah ma ma coo sah.
So today, channel your inner MJ.
Not the creepy pedophile, MJ, mind you.

No, I prefer to always channel him like this:

No, wait, I mean like this:

Yeah, that's the one.
Come, tiger cubs, let us celebrate this day with so many thriller-hands. Please resist the urge to turn them into synth-hands, A-tron. Do it for the King of Pop.