Monday, May 12, 2008

It's Michael Jackson Monday!

Grab your genitalia, and scream your defiance into the night. Break car windows with your pelvic thrusts, because it is Monday, and today I am celebrating the King of Pop. Today, I will only answer people with Michael Jackson lyrics. I'm not sure how well that will go over with the scientists. They are strangely oblivious to anything pop culture related.
Ma ma say ma ma sah ma ma coo sah.

So today, channel your inner MJ.
Not the creepy pedophile, MJ, mind you.



No, I prefer to always channel him like this:



No, wait, I mean like this:



Yeah, that's the one.
Come, tiger cubs, let us celebrate this day with so many thriller-hands. Please resist the urge to turn them into synth-hands, A-tron. Do it for the King of Pop.