I find it amusing that so many educated people generally accept that humanity is an inherently gregarious species that requires socialization to thrive in adaptively challenging environments. How so many smart people have come to adopt this assumption at the very core of their weltanschauungen, I know not, since I am certain that many of them have endured the aneurysm-inducing mayhem of coordinating group projects, organizing holiday festivities, juggling personal relationships and professional relationships, and dealing with customer service representatives. Other people don't exist to help you along this difficult journey we call 'living', they exist to thwart your efforts and destroy your dreams.
The point of this ornery observation is this: If I have to reschedule one more goddamned interview for this curse of a project, there will be a new true crime documentary on A&E, narrated by Bill Curtis and bearing some hackneyed title like “Horror at Harvard University”. Bastards won't even give my crime spree the decent, creative title it deserves!
So, really, stop *ucking with my due date sh*t!!! My GPA sh*t!
In the meantime, I’m going to Starb*cks to quell my rage with an overpriced beverage. Merry *ucking Christmas.
