I was having a very heated discussion the other day with one of my co-workers about the cuteness of possums. Now, I may be wrong about many things (just kidding--I'm never wrong), but this I can affirm with a certainty most god-like: Possums are not cute. Possums are terrifying. Here is a ticket to board the photographic evidence train:
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| Hello, I'm a possum. Aren't I adorable? |
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| No. |
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| I'm going to fuck up your garbage with my opposable thumbs, and then eat your face off. |
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| Look into my beady, black eyes. |
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| Oh hey. I'm dead. |
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| Oh wait, I'M TOTALLY NOT. |
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| Have nightmares, forever. |
I rest my well-substantiated case.
Just kidding. One more:
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| Oh how cute. That possum is about to eat off that child's hand! |
Okay, now I'm done.
