$(%)@?!!!

I'm so incensed, I'm Q-Berting. !&^%#@(*?!

There are some things that should never happen at 7:30 in the morning, (like discrete mathematics for example) and getting aggressively hit on is one of those things. There are few things in life that are worse than being followed by some creepy sex-deprived male with zero conversational skills and nary a clue about the finer aspects of courtship, but to have that happen prior to the administration of caffeine is no longer merely annoying, but a hate crime against the whole of humanity.

My god, why would someone do such a thing? What is wrong with people?